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  • Jens Hæfttetoft
    Jens Hæfttetoft Amagr
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

  • Baune
    Baune Amager
    det ikke smart med en cowboy hat du ved nok de kan se hatten bag busken når du ligger på lur

    det ikke smart med en cowboy hat du ved nok de kan se hatten bag busken når du ligger på lur

  • Vlams Fimmelstrup
    Vlams Fimmelstrup Amager
    Hvis I møder en annonce på Facebook om creme mod kløe i underlivet, så hold Jer langt væk fra den! Jeg lider af en del kløen i mine nedre regioner og bestilte for et stykke tid siden en sådan creme. MEN MEN MEN Annoncen fortæller ikke noget om, at produktet kommer fra et andet land, og at det derfor bliver pålagt et helt urimeligt stort toldgebyr, inden man kan modtage cremen. Jeg nægtede at betale tolden, og dermed afskrev jeg mig retten til at modtage den omtalte creme, men så vidt jeg kan se, er jeg kommet til at betale vareprisen...

    Hvis I møder en annonce på Facebook om creme mod kløe i underlivet, så hold Jer langt væk fra den! Jeg lider af en del kløen i mine nedre regioner og bestilte for et stykke tid siden en sådan creme. MEN MEN MEN Annoncen fortæller ikke noget om, at produktet kommer fra et andet land, og at det derfor bliver pålagt et helt urimeligt stort toldgebyr, inden man kan modtage cremen. Jeg nægtede at betale tolden, og dermed afskrev jeg mig retten til at modtage den omtalte creme, men så vidt jeg kan se, er jeg kommet til at betale vareprisen...

  • Vlams Fimmelstrup
    Vlams Fimmelstrup Amager
    Jeg har en forfærdelig kløen i mit underliv.

    Jeg har en forfærdelig kløen i mit underliv.

  • Jens-Ole
    Jens-Ole Danskervej
    At sejle på havet afhænger af styrmanden

    At sejle på havet afhænger af styrmanden

  • Playboi Stephan
    Playboi Stephan Sønder Hængenødderlandevej
    Country er ikke kærlighed. Country er en pistol, som vi bruger til at skyde kommunister. #FreeDaGuys

    Country er ikke kærlighed. Country er en pistol, som vi bruger til at skyde kommunister. #FreeDaGuys

  • Free Da Guys
    Free Da Guys Da Hood
    I'm a gorilla in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nigga Who, nigga? Who the fuck is you? I don't know, nigga

    I'm a gorilla in a fuckin' coupe, finna pull up to the zoo, nigga
    Who, nigga? Who the fuck is you? I don't know, nigga

  • I. D.
    I. D. Pyongjang
    Elsker DF 👍😹😈

    Elsker DF 👍😹😈

  • Fonem
    Fonem Chiraq
    We spinin for VON!!

    We spinin for VON!!

  • P. Dragsted
    P. Dragsted Frederiksberg
    Jeg holder sindssygt meget af Amager Fælled.

    Jeg holder sindssygt meget af Amager Fælled.